The Warrior's Code

DOWN at Kardinia Park.

Wed, 01 Oct 2008 11:11:30 GMT

Oh Geelong :(
Bartel's still the man.

I made a huge cake for my party and it took just under two days to complete. Days off work rule for time consuming activities such as this.
Dentist tomorrow and then the gym.
I am enjoying being selfish.

Get Sick xxx

Open up world and swallow me whole.

Thu, 04 Sep 2008 01:32:45 GMT

My car was a beast and now it's a pile of very expensive crap, as far as i'm concerned. I should have just bought the Falcon.
He has fuel pressure issues and i think the engine is flooded. Which is not my fault, i must say! I do know where to put the coolant.
Maybe the fact that i ran out of petrol when i drove it to get registered for the very first time, was a sign that i should not have bought this car. Ran out of petrol as i reversed out of my driveway, may i add. This isn't much fun.

Dad came home today. I was prepared to be nice but he's back to his controlling, "i know everything and you are just a silly girl with a brain the size of a peanut" ways. That was only after speaking for 10 seconds. To think i brought chocolate crossiants home for his breakfast.
Maybe i'm just a raging scorpion and it's me that has the problem. Come to think of it, i know it's me. I'm just fed up. The girls at work are copping the acid toungue atleast three times a week, and yes, they definately deserve it, i simply have no more tolerance left.

I never used to be so mean. Maybe growing up and forming your own opinions changes oneself more than you would have thought.
I'm broke too, for the first time ever. Fucking sweet.

What a whinge fest.

Mon, 25 Aug 2008 12:26:55 GMT

My birthday was superb.
Work life is horrendous.
My friends are the fucking bees knees or cats meow, whichever animal friendly saying you want to go with.
Stress is taking over completely.
Depression is gaaaaaaaaaaay.
Jimmy Bartel is the man.
Absolutely, the man.

I'm so tired of being tired.

Fri, 18 Jul 2008 10:00:50 GMT

I didn't get my schollarship. I only feel jibbed because i wanted the all-expenses paid trip up the coast that came with it. The schollarship itself is something i can pay my way into (as i was offered a place) or find an equivelant, if not better course, elsewhere.
I'm weighing up the value of coughing up the dough for this course over putting off my pilgrimage for potentially another 3 months. I don't think Great Britian is going anywhere, but if i don't escape soon i will never get out. Plus, the leprechauns may have all disappeared by then.

I'm turning 21 in two weeks and i feel 100 years old.

It is not a nice feeling.

Fri, 21 Mar 2008 01:21:28 GMT

Am-bear - We are going out for a belated birthday shindig. This is non-negotioable despite how much you hate birthdays!!!! <3 x a zillion.

Fuck life for a joke. I'm being haunted by my dead grandparents, dead ex-next door neighbours and aunt Glad. Not haunted as in they are actually in my house moving things around, but they are in my head and my dreams and ultimately, fucking with me more than i would like. It has quite drastically changed my mood as if someone flipped an on/off switch in me.

I had a wonderful half arsed apology from my nana via the telephone the other night. No sorry for berading you infront of a handfull of people and making you cry, or the yelling and screaming, and general act of demeaning you and treating you like shit, just this:
"I'm calling to apologise to you..ahh..because that's what i'm supposed to do, well i've been told to do".
You definately could have cut the air with a knife after that one. But i took it. Those words were the closest i will ever come to getting a sorry from her so i guess sometimes you have to accept it right? Right :(

That being said i have never been more ashamed to be a Chambers in my life right now. You've got four grown adults all over the age of 40 who are still too scared, timid and spineless to stand up to their 72 year old mother and put her in her place, even when she's being the queen of all scorpions to their own children. Undeservedly i might add.
My father, more to the point, is almost dead to me. After all his stunts and excuses and horse shit surrounding Cameron and Charlottes wedding and the badmouthing of my mother, i have tried incredibly hard to retain any level of respect i had for him, but the well has almost run dry.
Grow a fucking pair of cojones, take your head out of the sand and act like a man. It's not hard.

Work is intolerable right now so i'm thinking of cutting my hours down to 2 days a week until i can get by positively, but that won't happen until we get new staff. I really need a holiday.

On another note, it's frightening how similar my step father is to Bruce Willis.

I think i fucked a squirrell to death and i don't even remember

Fri, 14 Mar 2008 11:18:55 GMT

My day was pretty sweet.
I bought some new kicks and watched Raiders of the Lost Arc with Stu. Fell asleep on the couch. Had my physio appointment for the torn archillies, and threw my Stewie Griffin Gridiron over the fence and into the neighbours pool (hoping to hit at least ONE of the children). He will be sorely missed.
The down side of walking on an injured foot for 4 months is that i have to miss out on pole dancing with the girls tonight :(

I'm still convinced that "Wholemeal boys" name is Sam...just like the fireman and the hippie. We'll soon see.

Sun, 20 Jan 2008 10:46:15 GMT

I never thought that the day would come were i would buy a Skyline. But it did and i have.
After all of the shit i gave Stuart for having one i feel like the biggest rat bitch in the world, but who cares.
The beast will shred!

My weekend was pretty good considering how shitty the rest of my week was.
I slept til 3pm on saturday. Bought my car, bought the Escapist 7" off someone in France, slept a little bit more, played ps2 and went for a run.

I made these at 4am Saturday morning.

Pinball Wizard

Mon, 14 Jan 2008 10:22:27 GMT

I am pathetic.
I actually just broke a sweat whilst trying to outbid some Suzy woman on ebay over the original star wars theme 7". On the plus side the last 15 minutes of my life paid off because it is mine and Kyle and i are going to have a Star Wars listening party, but i am still pathetic no matter which way you look at it.

I AM OPTIMUS PRIME

Mon, 19 Nov 2007 09:10:26 GMT

I am convinced that i am going through premature menopause because my hormones and emotions are all over the place at the moment. I'm angry, depressed, on top of the world, angry a bit more, jealous, alone, bitter, short, stressed and at a bit of a crossroads. I'm hoping it will go away soon. Who knows, maybe i just need to eat more salad or something. Maybe this is just what females are supposed to be like :(

To kill some time (which was actually set aside for being bitter) i decided to make lists.

The Good list:
* Amber hangouts (making transformer cakes and playing Viva Pinada!).
* Brothers being rad dudes.
* Hanging out with awesome friends.
* Working on Stu's car and nearly getting it going.
* Getting fit.
* Getting tattood.
* Hi-Infidelity arriving in the mail (REO Speedwagon represent!)
* Getting my paws on awesome seats for Rod Stewart in Feb.
* Getting my uni applications out of the way.
* Doing lots and lots of scrapbooking haha.
* Making lots of cakes!
* Planning my trip back to America land.
* Not having to work on a 37 degree day :D

The Bad list:
* Not hanging out with Bro's enough.
* My favourite American living too far away in America land :(
* Not being able to get there until August next year :(
* Stu's car getting so close to finished then dying.
* Working in a bakery in this heat.
* The general public.
* Being moody

Actually, who wants to be bored with my whinging.
I'm listening to HALUD and it's making me all girly and shit.
Ohhh..................Amber i should be calling you and being girly over the phone.

xo

I like lists

Tue, 30 Oct 2007 09:33:33 GMT

* Boston won the world series last night, Fuck Yeah!!!! I stayed up to watch it. 37 arrests, that town knows how to party.
* I had another driving lesson today and felt pretty good about it. Work was shitty though and put me in a terrible mood for it.
* Cam just told me that Social D have pulled out of Soundwave and i died a little bit inside.
Mum loves that band too :(
* I am making a chocolate and chilli tart for halloween tomorrow. Come into work and you can have a piece!
* ROD STEWART is playing Melbourne the night before Soundwave (which is a huuuuuuuuuuge relief after my previous shattering news) so i'm going to take my mum along to that.

HOLY SHIT ROD STEWART. His 36 year old wife is a hottie.

In the life of Smash.

Tue, 04 Sep 2007 11:03:17 GMT

Work has been pretty good lately. Aside from the 1 o'clock army of old men in lycra every wednesday without fail, it's pretty chilled. I got a $50 jb voucher from my boss so i went and scored myself some new c-d's; including the new ETID and Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers. Schwing!
Jarrod came off his dirt bike last week and his rib cage compressed and pretty much squished all of his internal organs. He's been in emergency for more than a week and they still can't get his liver to work or spleen to stop bleeding so i'm incredibly concerned. No one will let me see him either so it's very sad.

Heavy K is a midget. I was hoping for a normal sized dog this time round but i'm out of luck.
Mum totalled her car by hitting a fully grown dear (antlers and all) so she's stuck in Mansfield.
My cake course is nearly over which is good because i'm actually kind of over it myself. I have mastered the art of making flowers though :)

Nikki and i really shouldn't be allowed to work together (or be allowed within 100 metres of each other), it's like watching an apocalypse. We had a cat fight today. Literally, we watched two cats fight in the street, then reinacted it in the shop, claws and all.
She studies archeology at uni so i get my Egyptian nerd fix from her.

Doing two traineeships at work at once rules.
Saving lots and lots of money rules.
So many people around me are getting engaged and married so i think it's time to make some younger friends. It's a little saddening haha.

I want to go to a car hop

Sorry! It probably has over sized pictures.

Sun, 05 Aug 2007 10:31:34 GMT

At the moment i'm pretty tired. I stayed up til 4 thismorning with James and Cam talking shit about strippers and English people. It's funny how the same jokes never get old. My birthday was really enjoyable so thankyou to all parties who made it so radtacular. I got me mittens on a crackin load of pressies like this :

and this in a few weeks time:

I started my tafe course the other night which was cool and straight away i fell in with the "nerdy but secretly sex fiends" group of girls. Sweet. It's like being back at school. I'm saving money like crazy at the moment which is great because i have MASSIVE plans which are all falling into place. Life can really be sweet sometimes :)

Wed, 20 Jun 2007 11:07:51 GMT

I'm getting REALLY excited about opening a cafe with Lunchbox. It's gonna be the most chilled out, rockin cafe ever. So in 4 weeks i start my cake classes, Zing! At the moment i am making Zombie cakes, and tomorrow i am making a massive batch of spider cakes all set up in a web with joining icing...ZING!! Then it's come down to doing a dual business degree so we actually know what we be doing lol. As long as i get to make rad cupcakes, listen to botch and talk shit all day i care.

My Social D tattoo is healing really quickly which is great because i don't have to glad wrap my leg at work anymore. Jakey Jakey did a more than incredible job and i couldn't be more stoked! :)

Ahhh what else?
Sarah, Remi and i got knocked back on the house we wanted so i'm not too sure what's going on now but i do know that i'm buying a foosball table to go in my bedroom.
I have far too many dvd's.
Listening to the superjesus right now reminds me of being like 8.
Must catch up with The A-bomb and her dead sexy boy Dillinger soon. We have a "see you soon and not a goodbye" party extraviganza to plan! As well as some dog tags and council forms to pass along.

Ahhhhhh
At work i was mystery shopped over a month ago and i got 100% and i was one of 4 in victoria. I got a certificate that says i am officially delightful, get it...coz i work at Baker's Delight?! hahaha i was chuffed, my boss just thinks i'm a tard. I thinks she's jealous.
Not bringing in the most dough (there we go again!) but i'm having an absolute ball there so it's sweet. Plus i get to put rude customers in their place and Denise doesn't care because she'd rather see a raging dickbrain get served for being a fuckhole than get away with it.

I HAVE TURNED INTO MY MOTHER.

Tue, 05 Jun 2007 09:30:21 GMT

Spent heaps of time with Miss Amber lately.
Spent a little time with Dillinger, mostly just trying to prepare him for manhood in the ways of learning to lift his leg. Not happening.
Breif but rad time spent with lunchbox on saturday night!
Working lots and spending lots on ebay.
Bought some come fuck me's...they rule but are super tight around my calves. You win some right?
Moving out with remmington Steel soonish, hopefully.
Starting night school in a few weeks.
Getting drawn on by dreamboat soon. Getting excited about it.
$500 closer to owning my camaro.
I'm also getting excited about that.

I totally saw a soccer mum using a 1960 bel-air as a kiddy mover. It definately hurt my heart.

Sun, 27 May 2007 03:03:29 GMT

We've got 4 puppies left. Someone please buy Feutalkunkle, he's a rad cunt for sure. Such a sweetheat

And this is The girl...she's kinda mang but she might melt your heart.

Then there's these two beauties....you may have noticed the one on the left looks like the girl...but it's a boy, they are nearly identicle.

And Cheyno this is you Woofa

He has a nice faggy pink collar.

Sorry...it's time for people to drag these out all over again.

Tue, 08 May 2007 03:39:53 GMT

I AM: Nicola
I WANT: The SD best of to have more than 10 songs on it :(
I HAVE: incredibly bad hair
I WISH: to keep Dillinger
I HATE: woman who don't smile at anything

I MISS: Dillinger and Sick boy
I FEAR: giant fucking moths.

I WONDER: what it's like to be a crack addict
I REGRET: why waste the time
I ALWAYS: enjoy a good belly aching laugh
I AM NOT: exactly normal
I DANCE: all the god damn time
I SING: along with mum in the car to SD
I CRY: increasingly in movies
I AM NOT ALWAYS: on the ball
I WRITE: quickly
I CONFUSE: my step dad coz i talk too much
I SHOULD: be doing the washing and not updating my gayspace profile haha

MY FATHER THINKS I AM: an oddball
UPSETS ME: animal cruelty
THE PRETTIEST FEMALE YOU KNOW: my mum's not too bad you know
THE PRETTIEST MALE YOU KNOW: too many
THE WEIRDEST PERSON YOU KNOW: well he's not actually my friend, i just met him through a friend, but Rupi.
THE LOUDEST PERSON YOU KNOW: Probably Lunchbox.
THE SEXIEST PERSON YOU KNOW: Party has it going.
YOUR CLOSE FRIENDS: get the split personality

THE PERSON THAT KNOWS THE MOST ABOUT YOU: cam

WHAT IS YOUR MOST OVERUSED PHRASE ON IM: i don't use it.
THE LAST IMAGE/THOUGHT YOU GO TO SLEEP WITH: it varies.
YOUR BEST FEATURE: not for me to decide
TAKE A SHOWER EVERYDAY: yeah
BEEN IN LOVE: yeah
WANT TO GET MARRIED: already am
SIGN: Leo
NATURAL HAIR COLOR: really dark brown
CURRENT HAIR COLOR: red and black
EYE COLOR: Hazel

FAVORITES

NUMBER: 87
COLOR: Green
MONTH: December
SONG: At the moment it is Under my thumb - the stones
GROUP: At the moment - Drowningman
TYPE OF MUSIC: one with a beat
RADIO STATION: triple m for Wil and leamo in the arvos haha

TV SHOW: Supernatural is rocking

MOVIE: the lion king
STORE: BAKERS DELIGHT :D
MALL: i steer clear
HANGOUT: anywhere with friends ppreferably out of the sun
ACTOR: ed norton.
ACTRESS: i don't really have one
FOOD: satay chicken
SEASON: winter
SPORT: Dodgeball and boxing
DRINK: cordial

PREFERENCES

CUDDLE OR MAKE OUT?: Depends who with. Coz if it's the homeless guy who sits infront of my store then i probably wouldn't make out with him. But you never know
CHOCOLATE MILK, OR HOT CHOCOLATEhot chocolate by default..i don't like chocolate milk
MILK, DARK, OR WHITE CHOCOLATE?: white
VANILLA OR CHOCOLATE?: vanilla.

IN THE LAST 24 HOURS, HAVE YOU...
CRIED?: Only while i was watching tv
HELPED SOMEONE?: hopefully doing so now
BOUGHT SOMETHING?: Yes, on ebay :(
GOTTEN SICK?: no
SAID "I LOVE YOU"?: mmm no
WRITTEN A REAL LETTER?: no
MISSED AN EX?: no

BASICS

THEY CALL ME: smash..lower case?
MY FIRST BREATH OF AIR: 02/08/1987
AGE: 19
STATUS: intellectual haha is that even how it is spelt?
OCCUPATION: Baker
MOST MEMORABLE MEMORY: don't want to tell you
COLLEGE PLANNING TO GO TO: i dom't know

FUTURE

RESIDENT OF: melbourne
WEDDING: youre invited
CHILDREN: i don't really want any. but i like dogs
LOOKING FORWARD TO: getting my shoes
NOT LOOKING FORWARD TO: cooking tonight
FEELING: drained and happy
TALKING TO: Liz

LOVE

LOVE IS: a burning thing
FIRST LOVE: prep dudes
CURRENT LOVE: Baking and the Goon
LOVE OR LUST?: yeah love

Mon, 30 Apr 2007 15:54:38 GMT

I went to the dawn service this year, got breakast then went to work. It was rad. Emotional, but rad. Then i work, work, worked and went to Lunchbox's engagement party and partied somewhat haha this too was rad.
Went to Mansfield after that so i got there after 3am and it was pretty cold, couldn't sleep so i stole Dillinger from his puppy pen and he slept with me. I'm insanely good at picking favourites and being a bitch to all others.
Then found out i have to put my other dog down. This is not so rad.
But i have a funky new set of social distortion coasters to brighten things up.....rad!

Dow jones and the temple of doom

Fri, 06 Apr 2007 09:14:24 GMT

I can't find my grandfather anywhere..

Tree change?

Tue, 13 Mar 2007 00:00:49 GMT

I am now living in my own episode of McLeod's Daughters. Melbourne during the week and Mansfield for the weekends, and i have to say it's fairly impressive!
The air is crystal clear, no smog, no smells (apart from the copius amounts of horse poo), beautiful blue every darn day and a whole lot of sun. It's freezing at nights so i wake up to a layer of ice covering the paddocks every morning but it has that lovely fresh smell that i can't get enough of.
The house is coming along slowly because the work is so tiring but the amount of fulfillment one gets from building a house, well their own house for that matter is just incredible!
Family live 20 minutes up the road on the top of the mountain so after a long day of doing farm stuff we just sat on the porch and looked out over the mountains, towns, everything..fuck..it really is just beautfull. More than anything it is peacefull, personal and calming.
NO PHONE RECEPTION is a blessing. I have to go 23kms into town to get it but i don't really want it. We've got the sat phones but i broke one already haha stoked.
Good looking country boys roam the streets all day :) my dirtbike is back together again and a horse is waiting to be saddled so i can ride it. It's so much fun!!!!

Oh and my new puppy Dillinger is the shit. He looks like he's wearing a suite.

Sat, 03 Mar 2007 00:19:50 GMT

Mine mine mine all mine.
2nd season will be out in may and the fifth and sixth were ordered in for me this week.
Last night was awesome.

Sat, 17 Feb 2007 10:27:56 GMT

I just packed, cleaned and moved my mum's house (in it's near entirety) in 2.5 days. Good to see her leaving everything to the last minute as per usual, she's a thinker!!!
So my dogs are gone, my cat is gone, my mummy is gone but piles and piles of her "stuff" is not, in fact these piles are scattered randomly over my bedroom, spare room, lounge room and dinning room floors, in dad's house haha. He wasn't so stoked about this so i've spent the whole day packing (again) in this heat, to get rid of it.
Oh the joy!!!
I am really going to miss her being five minutes away though.

Moving on.
Cameron and Charlotte are now engaged to be married. This is so sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!!!!
So congratulations darlinks :)

*Weddings soon
*Puppies soon (just wait for the ridiculous names!)
*New dirt bike soon
*Parties soon
and a new outlook on life....soon.

Oh and to top life off, i scored the Starship best of collection (previously Jefferson Starship) for $5. Bless you JB.

Sun, 11 Feb 2007 10:31:08 GMT

A person who forms a judgement on any point but cannot explain it, might as well never have thought on the subject".
Take note people. Old, dead guys are always the wisest!

Tue, 23 Jan 2007 12:24:32 GMT

My stars told me that the next 12 days (counting back from saturday) would bring health, wealth and happiness to my family, but they fucking lied.
On sunday i called my nana to tell her that she should come over and while i was talking to her she had a heart attack. Fully sick.
The silly goose chose to ignore it and ended up having 3 stints put into one little thining in one artery and more to be put in at a later date. The poor love burst into tears when i walked into her room it was pretty sucky. We are really close so i think it was really hard for her to look helpless infront of me but, it happens right? I was at the hospital with her all day perving on hot doctors and joking about her lack of coherence due to the extreme amounts of morphene being injected into her blood stream for about 5 hours straight. The woman's a champ there's no doubt about it.
Anyway she's fine and the surgeon said it was all due to her age and not health status so that's a big tick in the "sweetastic" collumn.

Tue, 16 Jan 2007 05:53:22 GMT

Oh and my dog is up the duff....again.

Sun, 14 Jan 2007 22:09:21 GMT

So yesterday mum and i did our usual sunday afternoon hangouts with John, David and Vija accept i opted to stay home with John and David and watch the saints ruin the boys from philly and it was a good day. Until an hour later when a neighbour informed me that a blue mercedes had crashed into a brick fence, two houses down and across the road. It was mums mercedes and i don't think i've ever laughed that hard in my life.
Don't worry, photos were taken instantly. They'll be up as soon as i can get them off my phone. Mum had gone out for coffee, taking Vija's car and her keys so when John and i rolled the car off the fence we couldn't even put it back into park, so we just rolled it back and left it. Awesome. It didn't knock the fence over but i'm talking about a 2 ton tank here, it's massive and would have done serious damage to a child or small animal but thank god neither were anywhere in sight. It even managed to dodge the brand new Audi parked infront of it and how this happened i have no idea? I am amazed none the less.

After that Dave and i waited out the front so we didn't miss the look of devistation on mum's face when she pulled up, it was neat. And i won $20 coz we bet on how it would all unfold, mum's so predictable i knew she'd park where the Benz SHOULD have been.

ahhhhh.